No NBA games, but 5 editor-made recipes

Draw the openings, draw the curtain, sing Christmas, and then realize it’s actually Thanksgiving: Tonight, the NBA is silent. A great opportunity for the editorial staff to concoct five recipes for you to collect and then enjoy with your family, to celebrate the history of Zetazon as if you were there.

But TrashTalk, what is Thanksgiving? Since the time of the evangelical Pilgrim Fathers, Thanksgiving has been a way for Americans to thank God for the providential quality of the New World and for their good understanding with the natives. Well, Wikipedia says so. We just say that it is a great opportunity to fill your stomach and spend quality time with your family. Thanksgiving songs with an NBA ‘truce’: 24 teams played last night, none of them are going to the coals tonight. You need to take a break from time to time.

Recipe number 1: turkey with chestnuts

Ingredients :

  • 100 grams of minced beef
  • Two slices of bread
  • 1 kg of chestnuts in jars
  • 3 kg turkey
  • 1 half jar of honey
  • 100 grams of butter
  • 1 half teaspoon of coarse salt
  • 300 grams of fresh cream
  • 1 bunch of parsley
  • 2 shallots, minced
  • 1 egg
  • Cognac wallpaper, rum or beer arranged, if grandmother’s liver was also Fragile by D-Rose

Turkey with chestnuts is a great classic of American “gastronomy”, like Jaylen Brown: simple and effective, no-nonsense but very tasty. A staple of the Thanksgiving meal. The kind of safe bet your grandmother will give you until she dies – for fear of changing a habit that will win and keep the whole family happy. method ? He buys Turkey At the nearest market, brush it with butter using a pastry brush. In a separate bowl, mix 100 grams of minced meat with 300 grams of fresh cream. Cut the leeks into slices, distribute the result in the bowl, break an egg, and pour the yolk into the bowl as well. White will not serve you. Finally, drop the semi-salted butter into the bowl and mix everything together. Once you have this lumpy mixture, heat it over low heat for 2 hours. This step is useful for pre-cooked turkey feed. Then the reddish mixture is placed inside the raw turkey, and the whole (turkey + feed) is placed in the oven at 210 ° C for two hours. As an aside, honey thirty or so chestnuts in a skillet and heat them in a cognac base. It’s almost done, all you have to do is sprinkle parsley over the finished mix. Bon appetite !

Recipe two: salmon burger with truffle

Ingredients :

  • Giant salmon from Icelandic lakes
  • 25 grams of truffle
  • 50 grams of butter
  • Bake a cake
  • Cheddar cheese slices
  • Dry white bottle
  • 100 grams of minced steak
  • Amora ketchup

for first scond, Fish / meat mixture Looks horrific. But once you read the paper, do you think the Jazz will finish fourth in the Western Conference after a month of competition? No, slice the salmon thinly, rub some truffle bits on it to coat it in flavor, and then brush it on thinly. Toast the bread evenly, with a slice of cheddar cheese on each halves. Cook the ground beef as you wish (rare is recommended), and stack everything between two slices of bread. White wine will be used to appreciate the fish. Feel free to give us feedback on our social networks. Bon appetite !

Recipe number 3: Soak shrimp in milk

Ingredients :

  • 1 liter of freshly expressed cow’s milk
  • 300 grams of Swedish shrimp purchased from the local market
  • lemon

Perfect combination for snacking in front of a movie: a glass of milk to refill depending on your hunger, and a plate of lemon prawns to dip into the glass of milk. An unexpected duoAs well as Hamidou Diallo and Kevin Knox before the start of the season.

Recipe #4: Gatorade Gallette

Ingredients :

  • puff pastry (2)
  • 125 grams of sugar
  • 60 grams of soft butter
  • 2 egg
  • 150 grams of crushed almonds
  • 1 vanilla bean
  • 2 tbsp. Rum
  • 1 egg for browning the galette with a pinch of salt
  • 50 grams of sour cream
  • 500 ml Cool Blue Gatorade

We know some people have a hard time living without LeBron James. If they fail an evening with the King, they can savor a galette des rois with Gatorade. This frangipane recipe is one of the most classic, and it’s not exactly easy to make, with a last-minute addition as a surprise from the editorial staff: 500 ml Gatorade “cool blue” Pour into a salad bowl. The result may not be the expected color of a classic frangipane. It could also be disgusting.

Recipe number 5: Horsefly

Ingredients :

  • a fly
  • 2 grams of butter
  • 1 gram of honey
  • A quarter of a slice of bread
  • A glass of rum at 90 degrees
  • nearby phone
  • Much curiosity

A pun that the bravest will follow by trying their hand at tasting a fly, this little insect that spends its time pissing off horses. Without messing around, after 10 minutes of cooking at 180ºC (the temperature is not too high to disappear), with a drop of honey, a butter base and between two small pieces of sandwich bread … It is playable. However, it is highly recommended to slap the rum dry ass at an angle of 90 degrees beforehand, and write the number 15 already on the ready phone just in case.“digestive accident”. Don’t forget that a fly is a little bitch that stings like a panda eats bamboo, and even a dead stinging fly remains active. And therefore, if you feel a sharp pain and a local inflammation begins in the back of the throat (in other words, a large red spot forms there), do not wait until the night has passed and do not take the medicine without consulting. professional. It’s never a good idea to mix anti-inflammatories with rum, and we don’t want to end up with an email from your lawyer at 11:39 p.m. Tonight.

Horse fly
The end of a great private cooking session “Thanksgiving” With Dorothy and Sylvie, we say see you in a month for release “End of the Year Celebrations” In the company of Bruno and Marco, two firefighters with a great gastronomic culture.

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